Carlos Abundiz

A mysterious feller seen once a year by the Chupacabra in Tijuana and known for smoking fat habaneros and sipping mimosas till the Spaniards come home.

Yo last month I met Carlos Abundiz and we smoked fat habaneros and passed out under a jalapeno vine.

by Bolsbonk November 22, 2021

Carlos

Carlos is the worst nigga to be with he’s trash periodt

Carlos is te worst bro

by Rixo_38 March 21, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a Spanish/Mexican name to describe a man who cheats on his boyfriend and lies to his friends about it, he's also insanely gay.

See that guy who got arrested last week? He's a total Carlos!!

by CobraYee January 26, 2023

Carlos

His dick is so big and he’s so smexy I love when he emp👅

Person 1: omg Carlos has such a big dick
Person 2: IKR

by Carlosdicklover February 26, 2025

Carlo

Carlo is the guy to call when you are hangover and in need of a pita gyros.

A: I’m fucking dead today, could do with a pita…
B: you’ve gotta call Carlo, the pita delivery guy.

by Pita guy November 22, 2021

Carlos

Usually autistic

Carlos: eheheh
Nurse: loads gun

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

carlos

real one

carlos da realest 💯

by xvrneas November 21, 2021