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Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties
"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."
by th.unda June 8, 2020
mugGet the Trudeau's Beardmug.

Beard gang

Beard gang refers to a social class of men with facial hair
He's so attractive, a beard gang, a man with style.
by Nwabuokei July 22, 2018
mugGet the Beard gangmug.

weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES
Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!
by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012
mugGet the weird in the beardmug.

Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
mugGet the Basement beardmug.

Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.
Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
by Brew Beard September 9, 2015
mugGet the Brew Beardmug.

Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.
"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"
by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014
mugGet the Rear Beardmug.

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Beard blindnessmug.

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