Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.

"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"

by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014

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chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

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Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.

by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013

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Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.

"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there

by Dault December 17, 2013

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