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balls back

Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.
Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!
by Robb Deep January 19, 2009
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retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.
Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"
by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013
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balls rangin'

when you're talking to a baddie at a party and your phone starts to ring in your pocket
hold up, my balls rangin'
by artdad December 4, 2016
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multiple balls

See "extra ball." Multiple ejaculations in one session.
The Russian escort offered multiple balls in two hours but the Thai escort offered just two shots in two hours.
by doggystyler May 15, 2019
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balls bet

A bet exclusively for boys. The simple terms are that the winner gets to hit the loser in the balls. Very high stakes bet which few dare to take.
Example 1:

Jon: What happened to Max? Why is he on the floor?
Mitch: Oh he just lost a balls bet with me

Example 2:

Austin: Balls bet that I can beat this level.
Ben: Deal.
Austin: *beats level*
Ben: Shit. Wait-not too hard-aaawwwww!
by Elsis May 18, 2016
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