by Robb Deep January 19, 2009
Get the balls back mug.When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
Get the retirement balls mug.A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
Get the Eggplant Balls mug.Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.
Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"
Guy2:"Nothing"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"
Guy2:"Nothing"
by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013
Get the The Steel Balls mug.by artdad December 4, 2016
Get the balls rangin' mug.The Russian escort offered multiple balls in two hours but the Thai escort offered just two shots in two hours.
by doggystyler May 15, 2019
Get the multiple balls mug.A sexual partner that makes a man cum multiple times reaching a point of the balls burning and only able to dry nut.
That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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