Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 08, 2024
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Next-level baller

The act of transfering of funds/money from one person to another via using a mobile banking application. A convenience that eliminates having to stop at ATMs.
"Hey man, next-level baller me $10 for gas so I can make it down to your house."
by Hardhead503 October 31, 2018
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baller is dead

Something used to say when you want to tell people that baller is dead and he got hacked on Roblox
Oh no baller is dead
Welp that’s all folks
by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023
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baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.
"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"
by flavahnice May 17, 2008
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value baller

Value Baller: A person who constantly searches for great bargains to extract maximum value for money.
Value Balling: The act of finding great "value balls"
Value Ball: The deals they find are also known as a "value ball", which of course are very valuable.
Me: Got 3 Big Macs and a small fries for $2.50. VALUE BALLING!
Friend: What a value BALL! You're really living that Value BALLER life.
by qbperson July 07, 2022
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baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)
Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.
by nickmillerfanclub February 28, 2023
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