blaster

n. Offensive Slang
A derogatory term for a homosexual man. A dookie-blaster.
Anyone man who pounds ass.

Guy1: Man are you goin' to club shizznit on Friday?
Guy2: Hell naw playa, it's a gay club Friday. Nothin' but blasters up in that piece.

by 10101011 June 25, 2004

bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005

bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007

bastedo

n. a nice looking suit.

Marty

bastedo
Bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005

Ghetto-Blaster

One who has no regard for others doing loud obnoxious things.

Being loud in public.
Playing loud music on the bus.
Talking on the phone and talking loud for everyone to hear you business

Stop Ghetto-blasting your music.

Loud wanna be ghetto white girls talking in slang Ghetto-Blaster

by Needsomeloven May 6, 2010

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.

When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.

by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010