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Costco Dogging

Costco Dogging is the act of going to Costco and buying a large $1.50 hotdog and proceeding to throw away the hot dog and sliding your penis into the remaining bun. The participant must fill the urethra with every condiment available and is not allowed to leave Costco until someone sucks all of the condiments out. The act of Costco Dogging typically takes a week or more.
Yo bro I dare you to go Costco dogging, last I heard William was stuck in the Costco for weeks!
by CostcoDogOfficial April 22, 2019
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burp dog

A human with abnormally loud gut renching burping qualities paired with the manners of a dog Who can launch extremely loud burps in any direction at any givin time or place, Shure to rattle your grannies eardrums and get dirty looks from passers bye.
BUUUUURRRP!!

simon: "hey did you hear that ill mannered git over there?"

Andy: "yeah he's such a burp dog!"
by ajmcleano June 7, 2017
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comrade dog

A dog that must take mosin to defend motherland
Comrade dog you must take mosin, here you take mosin, it is good rifle, you will kill the germans with it, you must protect motherland, it is your duty
by THEDAMNBEAVER May 26, 2018
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dog beak

The area of a dog that is composed of it's mouth and nose.
Dam, that dog beak is HUGE!!
by Dog Beak March 13, 2018
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Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011
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Char-dog

A three-way "spit roasting" sexual experience, specifically administered by two black men to a Caucasian woman; named after the Chicago "char-dog" hotdog, which is blackened on each end.
I hear Bryan filed for divorce after he caught two dudes from the neighborhood char-dogging his wife the other night!
by BRumson December 14, 2022
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luna dog

A dog that is somewhat neurotic but sweet and loving. She can not sit still but wants your attention all the time. She is super mushy at one point and then tries to smother you at another.
That luna dog is a LUNAtic, but I love her!
by Sinsensual February 2, 2017
mugGet the luna dogmug.

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