Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.

Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.

by TheBear! June 25, 2015

Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014

jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015

1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.

In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week

by Bapy boomer December 27, 2019

dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.

I just had a *dunk period*.

by to the max ugly cats May 8, 2015

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

period day

a day where you stay home with a blanket and a hot water bottle and watch netflix and complain about being on your period all day. it usually involves eating ice cream as well.

i won’t be at school today because i’m having a period day

by imreallyhungry November 1, 2019