y’all 👀 sussy 😜 bakas 😈 gon 😌 make 🤠 me 👨🏻 act 🗣 up ⬆️

me when amogus ඞඞඞ

y’all 👀 sussy 😜 bakas 😈 gon 😌 make 🤠 me 👨🏻 act 🗣 up ⬆️

by alex is sus June 11, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.

As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.

by Redstone March 04, 2023

Acting the Shling

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"

Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.

by Shling May 11, 2008

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 20, 2020

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 20, 2020