Squid

The same as an octopus except republican

Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI

Lets booze, do not be a squid.

by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019

SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.

That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.

by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022