Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one December 20, 2016

Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk

Hey who is that there

That fucking retard jarred

by Asswipe420 September 06, 2023

Jarred

A broad shoulder lover

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders

by pdrizL May 16, 2023

Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .

Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤

by bigboienergy September 12, 2018

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021