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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.
Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.
by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020
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Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.
don’t Grind My Gearsyou’re skating on thin ice
by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022
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