Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.

Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.

by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020

Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.

don’t Grind My Gears… you’re skating on thin ice

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022