Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon

girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade

by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016

Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.

Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?

by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019

Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.

I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.

by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon

Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is

by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019

Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"

"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"

by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

brandon

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.

brandon is a very nice guy

by hahah71717 May 3, 2020