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jonathan

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021
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Jonathan

A guy who occasionally does funny things, but mostly refuses to do anything in the first place
“Jonathan get the fuck out of bed it’s 2:00 PM”
by Rative August 20, 2022
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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Jonathan Perez

Jonathan perez is a chill ass nigga and the realest nigga you ever gon meet.
by Carlos jr3 November 21, 2023
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Jonathan

Noun: name of some you love

Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.
by Fyjgdtujcry August 19, 2022
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