henry smithson

absolute pedo that loves smeg
very sus

henry smithson goes to the primary school

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

Henry thomson

henry is a jack grealish look alike. He is a gypsy
and lives in a caravan, he thinks he can pull girls
but in reality looks like a dried cheesestring if
you ever meet him don't try and have sex with
him because he will think he has left you shaking
on the floor. He is just unseasoned.

person 1: ' why did you and henry thomson break up?'
person 2: 'he reminded me too much of a
cheesestring ffs.'

by 9777trappy November 23, 2021

Henry Pierre

Is the boy who will never look in the eyes, but will always make you laugh !

Could be a queen of the runway for the fashion week of London because he loves tartan !

Very sarcastic humour and very good sniffler too. Darkness is his temple and nights his ideal environnement.

Known as the official doppelganger of Thomas Shelby.
At bed very good at fingering because he is a pianist.

But he’s mostly love disabled.

- Hey do you know Henry Pierre ?
- He’s so dark and hilarious !

by Founette35 November 27, 2021

Horrid Henry

Horrid Henry is a book series that later got a 5 season cartoon that aired in the mid 2000's on CITV in the UK. The series follows Henry, a boy who is deemed as being horrid to almost everyone.

The 4th season toned down Henry's antics due to complaints from adults about Henry being a bad influence on the youth. The 4th season is also ironically the best.

Horrid Henry is nostalgic for me

by Sai-Chan July 2, 2021

John Henry

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

by Haz Nomis October 15, 2008

Prince Henry

A Prince Henry is a penis piercing. Usually on the shaft or head. Go search it on Google.

"I got a Prince Henry."

by notjadonjones April 1, 2015

Wet Henry

A Wet Henry is the more crude version of the all-familiar Wet Willy. Instead of putting your finger in your mouth prior to twisting it in your victim's ear, you put your finger up their bum first.

Jessica put her finger up Kevin's bum and then gave him a nasty Wet Henry.

by Kevica October 27, 2009