A guy who has a middle part and often jumps from girl to girl. He loves to buy shoes but most of the time the shoes he buys are ugly. Hayden's often are annoying and get injurer easy. They are excellent chess players and excel at boiling.
by 65tu78motsa/df February 18, 2020

by Hayden’s bf February 20, 2022

A fucking bitch, someone who will do anything to remain your friend. Also one who should kill themselves. Mainly a bitch to Saiyu, Cadan, and Zaldin.
Hey man, that fucking kid Hayden Dystopia would suck hulk hogans dick to be my friend, what a faggot, he should kill himself.
by Warbeast July 4, 2010

Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic
Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic
by h79 January 24, 2022

A very very sexy male with a big tollie that will make a girl cry in bed. His tollie is so big that even horses look up to his tollie. So if you know a hayden invite him over coz he will surely make you satisfied in bed.
Boy: is that Hayden?
Girl: yes but I like to call him daddy becoz he made me cum in less then a second
Girl: yes but I like to call him daddy becoz he made me cum in less then a second
by Daddy hayden November 23, 2021

HAYDEN PHAN: wow i did so bad
PERSON 2: What did you get
HAYDEN PHAN: I got 95%
PERSON 2: I hate you
PERSON 2: What did you get
HAYDEN PHAN: I got 95%
PERSON 2: I hate you
by peoplehater21 November 24, 2021

Hayden O'Rourke I'd one of the funniest and charming boys in the world and hid ginger hair shines a beacon of hope over all. He is always defending his fellow wingmen Caleb McCarron-Row and Jude Flynn
by Helloitsme) March 15, 2022
