Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

nasty walrus

When cum is dripping from the buck teeth of someone.

Bro, after fucking Megan last night, I gave her a nasty walrus!

by AndyE9799 March 14, 2016

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017

sexy walrus

Like the word, it desicrbes a sexual actively walrus

Damn! That's one hell of a sexy walrus

by UrBuudWill April 2, 2017

sam wallis

A really hot guy that has a massive cock and pulls all the girl

Rumbi: omg I want sam wallis inside me
Holly:I know hes so fuckin hot

by Sexybo1 June 8, 2017