by 202_365247 August 23, 2008
Get the whole time mug.Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 26, 2005
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it's feeling like complete shit. quite literally, you don't just have one asshole producing shit, but a whole sack of them.
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someone who looks disgustingly beat or ugly.
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someone who looks disgustingly beat or ugly.
Damn, I got so wasted last night i feel like a whole sack of assholes.
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Shit, Carly is one ugly sack of assholes.
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Shit, Carly is one ugly sack of assholes.
by natalie thorne May 11, 2006
Get the a whole sack of assholes mug.Someone on Maple Story that fits in all of these.
1. Purchaced over 25k of NX Cash
2. Uses NX Cash for hair/eyes/clothing
3. Puts down or discriminate other players in the game that do not have NX hair/eyes/clothing
Usually NX Whores wear outfits that do not match, but believes that wearing anything in one certain color is matching.
1. Purchaced over 25k of NX Cash
2. Uses NX Cash for hair/eyes/clothing
3. Puts down or discriminate other players in the game that do not have NX hair/eyes/clothing
Usually NX Whores wear outfits that do not match, but believes that wearing anything in one certain color is matching.
NX Whore 1: i like ur hair
Non-NX Player: J>Guild.
NX Whore 2: ty, i got it on my 28th try
Non-NX Player: Joining guild.
NX Whore 1: wow ur so lucky i got mine on my 52nd try
Non-NX Player: Can I join your guild?
NX Whore 1: nx ppl only srry
Non-NX Player: Can I join yours?
NX Whore 2: eff you, ur fugly
Non-NX Player: J>Guild.
NX Whore 2: ty, i got it on my 28th try
Non-NX Player: Joining guild.
NX Whore 1: wow ur so lucky i got mine on my 52nd try
Non-NX Player: Can I join your guild?
NX Whore 1: nx ppl only srry
Non-NX Player: Can I join yours?
NX Whore 2: eff you, ur fugly
by itsANGiE March 6, 2008
Get the NX Whore mug.This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
by Boston Glitch Pigeon July 16, 2009
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Get the bitch-whore mug.sunday shopper at the grocery store that stays in the middle of the aisle so you cant pass and walks extra slow just to piss you off, no matter what day it is.
dude! I almost missed the last box of frosty flakes thanks to some aisle whore looking for the grape nuts!
by lyfstyl February 10, 2009
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