Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega
by Tilley nile March 31, 2020
(adj.) said secretly of someone who's H.I.V. positive, usually used as gossip in the medical profession
by Saj Money August 28, 2020
Vegas Fogelberg is not only a man, he is a god amongst other humans. With his pig-powers and his big backhead nothing is able to stop him from stealing your girl. If you find a Vegas Fogelberg you must NOT call him by his nicknames "Vegas Fogelskit", "Vegbert" or "Galaxing". If you call him any of these nicknames you are in GREAT DANGER! He might seem scary at first but when you get to know him you will get all the girls in the world by just by being in his presence.
Vegas Fogelberg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
by Gustav Larson February 03, 2025
If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. March 23, 2018
Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
by The Love Docta March 18, 2014
by patrolpolicyjny April 02, 2020