Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Upper Blumpkin

Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.

by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 22, 2010

holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 03, 2010

Taper Upper

A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.

(opposite of a sausage fest)

Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!

by Rocketmonkey September 15, 2008

upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning

enroll now at Upper Mississippi academy now ! umissacademy.org

by hugmepls February 13, 2018