A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
Get the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibblermug. by Top 100 girl September 17, 2021
Get the Picker uppermug. by dumdumboy March 12, 2024
Get the Upper deckymug. Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
by very stinchy vagina master May 29, 2024
Get the Upper Deckermug. Some kid literally masturbated in the middle of the school out in the wide open for everyone to see.
Where do i start:
So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.
Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.
Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.
There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷
Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves
if you go to ua and see this no you didn't
Where do i start:
So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.
Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.
Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.
There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷
Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves
if you go to ua and see this no you didn't
by pumpum123 February 11, 2023
Get the Upper Arlingtonmug. When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
Get the Upper Deckermug. A place like heaven. A big larger mansion with lot's of rooms where the living bejroooom universe is located in the living room where the living felBJratives lives on earth 🌎 the only place where felBJraTIVE kind and felBJasheS and scorbejrons and bejroogurs can live a place where gomightybjis gomightydjis rules and creates flesh and reLBJALooD.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 1, 2022
Get the UPPEr BEJroooommug.