Shit tubes

You know what they are and you disgust me for searching

My uncles a sick fuck, one day I found his search history and it was nothing but shit tubes and incest porn, worst tenth birthday ever

by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

Noob tube

A grenade at a party who waits till you are very drunk and just keeps on coming at you in order to try to hook up with you.

Man1:Shit man Jon was Noob tubed at the party. I felt so bad for him
Man2: Hahahahaha, she was so fat. Poor bastard

by DJ Comphy November 22, 2011

Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.

John's got a leg tube.

by Deep blue 2012 July 5, 2010

n00b tube

The auto-shotgun in cs:source - so called cause its use by frekin n00bs who cant aim 4 sh1t

sum1 kick that fuxx0r 1ameass n00b tube whore...

by .=[N|2|K]=. June 12, 2005

Boob tube

Porn on T.V. Like playboy or penthouse.

Jim was watching the good old boob tube again tonight's special playmates on playboy.

by Firewave November 10, 2004

tube shot

A homosexual act in which one man takes an alcohol tube shooter and inserts it in another homosexuals anus and then proceeds to take the shot from the other mans gaping asshole. Apple martini shots are the most used.

"Damnnnnnnn man that party was awsome!!! I took so many tube shots i cant even remember how many dicks I sucked and sat on!!!

by gayinwesthollywood January 4, 2009

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008