I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

Saw Tooth

When a older man is orally pleasuring a women, “eating her out” accidentally catches her clit with how saw tooth.

Billy was eating out juicy J, then all of a sudden she yelled call Val Bott and said you caught me with your saw tooth

by Pablosuschabsv January 28, 2021

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

white tooth

A squirrel eating Cheerios off your nipples.

I got a white tooth on the porch today.

by Shazzlemcbazzle January 5, 2014

Reverse tooth fairy

Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow

Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy

by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024

Tooth bait

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.

I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Sweet tooth

Sweet tooth is somebody who can eat a shit ton of sweets it was based on a girl called chan

Chan has a sweet tooth!
Did you see how big chans sweet tooth is

by Jaydenlovesurmom January 1, 2024