Ticker

A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet.

This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.

Bill tells me that he "reviewed" 120 beers at the beer festival. I think he's full of shit saying he remembers them all and that he's probably just in it for the numbers so that he can brag to his stupid friends. He's just another ticker.

by SomeBA September 12, 2009

premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

thicket

an extraordinarily thick or dense growth of hair between a mans ass cheeks.

"I noted a well developed thicket sprouting from his crack when he got up to take a slash"

by c.sage January 14, 2008

Tocket

On Female's shirts: a pocket on a shirt that is directly on a girl's chest. A combination of the words "tit" and "pocket." Usually found on V-neck shirts (For style).

On Male's shirts: a pocket on a guy's shirt. A combination of the words "t-shirt" and "pocket." Usually found on collared shirts (For holding pens/pencils).

Boy: *Staring at girl's chest.*
Girl: "My eyes are up here."
Boy: "I swear, I was just looking at your tocket!"

~~~
Person 1: "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
Person 2: "Totally. I got one in my tocket."

by Greekfreak757 August 24, 2011

Brice Ticker

A person who is completely whipped by his girlfriend, does everything she says even when he doesn't want to

Brice Ticker is in a relationship with TJG

by themanyourmancanbe December 22, 2010

Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.

'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

tickity

Over used such as the abbreviation "lol"
Originating for the word "tick"(as in what a clock does)
clock ticks are annoying and extremely frequent as are words that are "tickity"

"That's Hot" is a very tickity phrase.

by Jocelyn S. July 21, 2007