shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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Skittles and rose petals

A code name for sex after prom, homecoming, or any other dance event
DAVE: Me and Jess are gonna have Skittles and rose petals tonight

JOHN: Woaaaahhhh nice dude
*bro five*
by Azur3Inferno July 6, 2018
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Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot
Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles
by Kahnboi November 6, 2023
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Skittle seducer

Usually male,
Has an arousing physique.
buys bulk loads of skittles to seduce woman into sexual sugar euphoria with candy or cologne.when their pray are in a sedated skittle frenzy
He lays them down and skittles them and releases there inner skittle shower.
That guy is a skittle seducer he just lured that brunette into his car with skittles.
Got her high on skittles and made her shower skittles
by Popeye skittles September 15, 2013
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Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
by gibbymaller November 18, 2018
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Death by skittles

When you eat my skittles and I kill you
Me: where are my skittles?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by skittles.
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