That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.
by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023
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Get the Break the seal mug.A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.
Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!
by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024
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Get the Annoyed Seal mug.Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
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Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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