Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

by Aoneill2k22 October 17, 2022

Lad

Trying too hard, sharing memes about football and self-proclaiming to be a lad

“Ah G, you’re such a lad.”

by ilovechippy March 16, 2020

Whip Lad

When you are dating someone and it comes to the point where you are so whipped it defines you. You will do what your significant other wants before they even know they want it. 24/7. You are one with being a Whip Lad

Matt is such a Whip Lad, he will do anything Gabby wants!

by whipladlover May 10, 2019

Lad

Meaning young female or shorter term of the word 'Lad'y or 'Lad'ies and was used by British, Irish and Austrlia folk during the worldwars

Look at the Lad walking down oh wait it's benan the biggest slut in the world

by Berfin-Benan#1Lover December 10, 2017

LaDs

An abbreviation for the otome game love and deep space.

“Who’s your favourite LaDs character?”
“Obviously my glorious sexy king Sylus!! 🐦 ⬛”

by Someena_ii September 22, 2025

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023