corporate company

Refined Lot Lizards (prostitutes) for truck drivers.

Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!

by gottano April 20, 2014

Corporate Crumbs

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work

Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.

by The realest99 August 27, 2018

Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

Corporate Gifting

Gifting made specially by corporates & institutions for their trade partners, employees, conferences, etc.

Jan: I am really stuck for new ideas in corporate gifting?
April: No sweat ! Check out www.GiftingBazaar.com for latest corporate gifting ideas !

by 100Gods July 22, 2012

Corporate Communism

Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.

Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.

Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police

by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024

Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.

Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.

by vhhm January 24, 2024

World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.)

A fictitious secret government organization that controls: media, politics, economy, healthcare, and more in the Carlos Lerma universe.

The World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.) took Logan Wright in to bargain silence after he found the cure for cancer.

by swtffdua April 6, 2023