thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.
"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."
by Dirty760 July 24, 2021
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Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...
Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.
Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!
by Ordeal August 29, 2024
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If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019
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THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...JULY 20, 2022 3:33 PM....7:16 PM
W0RLD TRADE CENTER OCT0BER 11. 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
KNIGHTS.88 SHARKS.76 3 5 10:51 PM OCT0BER 1, 2017
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE
CHAMPLAIN T0WERS...JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK

STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.WASTE
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022....365 DAYS

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43

143 PR0FRESSIVE SIDE BET 5
The THANK YOU REALISM swims real truthfully as ANAL QLAN your occupation is not ACTUARIAL CLIMAX PR0STITUTE as the only thing you are is a PHYSICAL LITERALLY "SHITEATER SHIT EATER".

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77
FECES FACES E.77
I WASTE.MATTER.77
AH D00 EAT FECES.77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 23, 2022
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Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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never thanks

‘never thanks’ has a similar meaning to ‘no thanks’, it differs in the way that it is a permanent refusal of something or someone offered. Often used as a sarcastic response to something unwanted.
Do you want a gin and tonic? Never thanks mate it’s rank...
Or
Susan really likes you mate, will you go on a date with her?
Never thanks to that mate...
by Scottish edgit June 17, 2018
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