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Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.
"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."
by Ookamibito February 17, 2008
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take a wazzard

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020
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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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Take a Doth

The act of deficating.
Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.
by eapounderini September 8, 2010
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Take this lollipop

hello bob have u tried take this lollipop
by jhbgvfchj December 7, 2020
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taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch
Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.
by Rambozzle May 10, 2011
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