Taco Johns

A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.

Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.

"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"

"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."

by Lenny Gregslovski January 22, 2008

taco nazi

A drink
1 part Tequila
1 part Jägermeister
1 part Tobasco sauce

Customer: Could I get a taco nazi?
Bartender: What?

by Miekul June 21, 2006

bald taco

(noun) clean shaven snatch or vagina. often highly prefered over the tumble weed.

Yo, that girl I hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and I showed her my man-sized manicotti !

by c-squared March 25, 2003

choco taco

a brand of dessert food resembling a taco, and consisting of a taco shell-like waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980s by the Jack and Jill Ice Cream Company, but was introduced nationwide as "America's coolest taco" by Good Humor-Breyers in 1996, at the Supermarket Industry Convention in Chicago, Illinois

"How much for a choco taco?"
"Only $5.25"
"I'll take 2!"

by tikirye December 26, 2007

choco-taco

A delicious ice cream available from many ice cream trucks. Consists of ice cream and hard chocolate shell in a taco-shaped waffle cone.

Joe bought a choco-taco from the ice cream truck.

by Johnnybo January 25, 2006

titty taco

When a girl grabs the back of your head and buries your face inside her tits.

I love going to the strip clubs for some titty tacos.

by N Jacobs June 23, 2004

Taco Night

Slang men use meaning you will be getting some later that night. Referencing to events that will be occurring with a lady friend.

Guy 1 - "You comin' to Mark's tonight?"
Guy 2 - "No man, I can't go out, it's taco night."
Guy 1 - "Man I wish it was taco night at my place bro."

by EssTeeEll14 August 16, 2010