touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

touch clippers

Touch clippers meaning you need a hair cut

Von: yo hair long bro

King: i know bro I need a touch clippers

by Gah one slime May 6, 2019

Touch Parts

Sexual intercourse

“Vincent, I think we should touch parts.”

by Tbautista February 28, 2019

touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.

TOUCH @ 4

by WATERBABY123 March 8, 2019

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey May 7, 2018

Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.

Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.

by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020