Will: "Hey man what happened last night?"
Jeremy: "Well we started drinking then you got stupid loose and fell through the coffee table while fist pumping to Dead Mau5."
Jeremy: "Well we started drinking then you got stupid loose and fell through the coffee table while fist pumping to Dead Mau5."
by willNreno July 9, 2011
Get the Stupid Loosemug. American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!
French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.
American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!
Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.
French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.
American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!
Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.
by Ugly Austrian Chick November 10, 2013
Get the American Stupiditymug. "God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the stupidity taxmug. Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...
by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019
Get the Stupid questionmug. Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Examples of a stupid question:
(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!
(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!
(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
Get the Stupid Questionmug. by sheer stupidity October 15, 2015
Get the sheer stupiditymug. JaKe PaUl aNd LoGaN PaUl
by FairyWand! October 26, 2018
Get the Stupid assmug.