A Third-Word Country

= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.

The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"

by z'mirote May 16, 2020

Whispering/Third Eye

These words refer to vagina or female genitalia

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021

quintuple-third-cousin

Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

half-third-cousin

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

co-third-cousin-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

May third

National take a hoodie day.

“ITS MAY THIRD GIVE ME YOUR HODDIE” “oh yea I forgot here”.

by just_him May 2, 2022