Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.

"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"

by The green power ranger September 20, 2016

wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

by Agnishom June 9, 2022

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.

"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."

by justafan72 May 11, 2017

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018