Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

Taylor Swift

The queen of music, princess of country songs
Has a lot of records like the only one who has award ''Album of the year'' 3 continuously years of Grammy,...
Mother of cats, the music industry

Hey, Taylor Swift is on SNL show tonight

by little viv joy November 25, 2021

Being Swift

When you lie about spending time in Idaho during college and happen to also have no soul.

That ginger is being swift

by Max10 November 28, 2021

Philly swift

Yummy and funny

Be philly swift

by S4T0K0 November 28, 2021

Taylor Swift

She's a song writer, a storyteller, a poet. She writes songs that sound like heaven but the lyrics can easily shatter your heart into pieces.

Taylor Swift is the music industry.

by red scarf season November 29, 2021

Fill swift

A whole dilf

Fill swift is such a dilf😩😩🥵🥵🥵

by Marley_idland69 April 24, 2022