Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021