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squiddy

a person that uses all his limbs, fingers and toes during any sexual act, even on himself. Enjoys ramming himself with a double bass while strumming his nipples with his fingers like he was playing said double bass. Also cries when gets on a boat, water reminds him of being in the bath and cleaning himself, an act that only happens on his birthday, and only if he can take the double bass with him all lubed up.
jesus, look at that tramp he is a squiddy

Oh my god that guy last night totally pulled a squiddy on me

That double bass neck looks bent, must have been squiddys old one

jesus, havent seen squiddy look so clean, must have been his birthday yesterday
by ghoulmore October 30, 2010
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squidding

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.
by murrayw76 April 17, 2009
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Squiddo

A variation of motor boating when instead of using a womans boobs you use her ass cheeks.
*hot chick walks by with fine ass*
Dude1: Damn dude look at that ass!
Dude2: I would squiddo that so hard!
by bootyluscious February 20, 2011
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Squidface

Any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. This is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.
Spartan 1: "Hey dude, see that Elite over there?"
Spartan 2: "Yeah, I hate those squidfaced bastards."
Spartan 1: "Tell me about it, fuckers..."
by TheRandomDoctorZed March 8, 2011
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Squid

An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.
Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!
by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008
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squid

a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan
to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing
by martz989 September 29, 2009
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squid

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.
'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"
by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009
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