spade cooley

function: verb

etymology: eponym coined for Donnell Clyde 'Spade' Cooley, the self-proclaimed King of Western Swing, who is remembered for stomping his (second) wife Ella Mae Evans to death in front of his daughter Melody.

1. to stomp someone to death 2. to stomp on something violently

Usage note: this is also known as the Oklahoma Stomp after his hit single of the same name.

If you don't shut up, I am seriously going to Spade Cooley you.

Tina: Rex, are you sure that you put out that cigarette?
Rex: Are you kidding? I Spade Cooley'd the shit out of that thing.

by Alana Post October 13, 2005

Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.

Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.

by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018

Spaded

Word used when you have been hit with depression after a tragic event as though a normal spade is black with an upside-down heart shape also used as a symbol of Darkness. It can cause a not giving a shit feeling about anything and having the act of a Lone wolf and unable to open up to people.

Derek: What's wrong Robert, you haven't been as happy as before.
Robert: I'm spaded by what happened yesterday

by Lovinix November 1, 2019

spider nigga

a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas

Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block

by jhony ate the sock December 16, 2021

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave April 27, 2006

Bitch of Spades

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. So named because it is the highest valued card (13 points) in a game where you are aiming for the lowest possible score.

Oh fuck, I got the Bitch of Spades!

by thedoman October 28, 2010

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003