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No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
mugGet the No Splash, No Gashmug.

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Dick splashmug.

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.
"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."
by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021
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splash ass

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.
by guitarman209 October 24, 2020
mugGet the splash assmug.

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.
by phoreversurf February 11, 2018
mugGet the protein throat splashmug.

emerald splash

the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected
person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
by missileclick June 3, 2021
mugGet the emerald splashmug.

splash dome

The area above the butt crack where a guy ejaculates when he pulls out from doggy style sex. The tramp stamp can also be found here.
I pounded that ass and exploded all over her splash dome.
by Magnuss Powne July 3, 2009
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