The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash, No Gashmug. When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
Get the Dick splashmug. by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021
Get the Splash poolmug. Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
by guitarman209 October 24, 2020
Get the splash assmug. Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
by phoreversurf February 11, 2018
Get the protein throat splashmug. person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
by missileclick June 3, 2021
Get the emerald splashmug. The area above the butt crack where a guy ejaculates when he pulls out from doggy style sex. The tramp stamp can also be found here.
by Magnuss Powne July 3, 2009
Get the splash domemug.