Splash-rimmed

(Noun) Undesired anilingus where toilet water aggressively splashes the anus as a result of a fat dump.

Bro I just took the dump of a century and got SPLASH-RIMMED by the damn toilet.

by anonymous February 15, 2021

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024

Splashing It

Throwing money or influence around.

Ever since Michael got his promotion he’s really been splashing it around.

by Singer005 December 6, 2022

splash de chocolate

When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.

“Depilate, untate el splash de chocolate” - Bryant Myers

by Albert ballstein December 12, 2023

Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016