Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

bryce sikes

Very stupied and not nice and no one cares about him. If he died no one would give two shits. If the most cutest girl in town liked him he would ruin it somehow some way.

Bryce Sikes is a failure in life.

by Brycesikes January 6, 2018

Dyke Spike

A strap-on being used by a dyke.

Tara put on the dyke spike to plow Mary again.

by ItchySloth June 24, 2018

tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Dyke spike

A girl named Jasmine

Hey Dyke Spike how’s it going

Hey (Jasmine) how’s it going

by Casserole14 February 6, 2019