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Put your nuts back in your sack!

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.
"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."
by Mister Priapus June 24, 2005
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slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
by Supervisor August 16, 2007
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office slackie

Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.

Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”

“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
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Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.
That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!
by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009
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Sack-out

I'm so dead tired. I can't wait to go home and sack-out.
by 7h0rn3 May 14, 2009
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sack breath

(1)A case of extreme halitosis where the person(s) breath resembles the scent of genitals.
(2)The scent left on a person(s) breath after performing oral sex.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? You have a wicked case of sack breath going on!"
"Katie has a mean case of sack breath!"
by desksgt303 July 30, 2009
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Sack Lantern

To place a flashlight on your sack and shine light up through, creating a redish glow or lantern effect
Remember that time Nick did the Sack Lantern and then Luke stuck the flashlight in his mouth?" "Ya man Luke took that Sack Lantern!
by nickvanl April 28, 2011
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