Skippy

A rude, dirty, loud squeegee punk with a bad attitude and an offensive sense of humor.

Skippy likes grindcore.

by l. September 28, 2004

Simpy

Simpy is used as short word when describing a person who is a simpleton. Someone who's mind is so simple, they cannot always grasp concepts. Like a monkey. They also are known as numskulls, blockheads, ninnys, and dopes. A good example of a simpleton would be Jessica Simpson, also known as Jessica Simpleton. You can also use simpy when some one is acting a fool or foolish.

Use simpy as such:

"Melissa, your so simpy!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simpleton!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simp!"

by my bff rose March 5, 2010

sipple

Something only sketch people have. Not to be confused with supple. Normally used to describe a part of the body.

"Erika can queef on demand because of her sipple ankles.

by E.G.G.S. January 19, 2009

sipping

To cause self inflicted pain such as cutting

Did you see the scars across her wrist? She's totally sipping.

by W0Ah 0hh February 2, 2009

Damn Skippy Handleman

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!

by shawnpg_fo_shizzo October 17, 2008

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003

skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.

1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"

by luke April 9, 2005