Taking a screenshot

When a girl masterbates buy using fingers on one hand in her pussy and using her other hand to rub her clit thus “taking a screenshot” with her pussy

Girl 1: have you heard of “taking a screenshot”?

Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!

by Real_Legend69 August 2, 2021

Feel free to screenshit

Feel free to screenshit; A sentence that is used to describe how an image goes hard, and anyone who views it is more than welcome to screenshit.

Dude 1: Yo, that pic goes hard, mind if I screenshit?

Dude 2: For sure bro, feel free to screenshit

by TheKingDay February 4, 2022

Stop Looking At My Screen

someone looking at your screen and/or nagging you

Can you Stop Looking at my screen Bruh. Sure Sorry

by Lukasmajukas January 12, 2023

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

by Twenty One Discoball Romances June 11, 2017

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.

Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Screen Cheater

Someone Who While Playin Halo (Or Any Othe Game With Multiple Screens On The Same T.V.) Looks At Other Players Screens 2 Gain An Edge. One Of The Pussiest Panziest Ways 2 Play A Game, Screen Cheaters Usually Also Enjoy Sitting Down 2 Piss & And Masturbation While Watching Wrestling.

Yo I Thought You Were At Danny's Playin Halo. We Were But Darrin Kept Being A Screen Cheater So I Left And Fucked His Sister.

by Zero (Agent Orange) October 18, 2007