Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020
Get the Shane Stonemug. by what do you mean no yay? June 28, 2023
Get the Shanemug. When working in a team environment that involves loading a truck and the person driving decides they don't need to get out of the driver's seat to help load.
(Rick) Where is Shane? How come he isn't helping you load up the truck?
(Jai) Where do you think? He's sitting in the truck, Doing a Shane.
(Jai) Where do you think? He's sitting in the truck, Doing a Shane.
by Aaron A Aaronson August 24, 2023
Get the Doing a Shanemug. by Bustadraws November 15, 2023
Get the Billy Ricky Shanemug. by daddy cool 123 November 23, 2016
Get the shane stylemug. Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.
Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!
by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021
Get the Shanemug.