yellow semen

how cum looks as it drips out a pussy with a yeast infection.

man my cum came out subarine yellow thats how i new her yeast infection was bad. all the yellow semen

by ICEANT September 17, 2023

semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.

Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.

by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

semen demon

its a demon made out of semen

Semen demon I release you

by I ate a fuckin goose ieguorgwi June 18, 2024

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Semenating

Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.

Semenating

Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!

by EMVAT2113 May 27, 2024