noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. An honest, caring girl. She is so sweet and emotional but at the same time, can be strong and courageous. She never gives up. No matter the circumstance and how hard life can be on her, she always stands up again and goes forward. She loves living and always have that delightful smile on her face, and her voice when she sings hits you right in the heart. She knows exactly how to make your sadness go away and she is always there for you. Sara is addicted to coffee. When ever you make her sad, the fastest way to win her back is coffee haha. Finally, she is so sweet and caring with ppl that deserve her. With ppl who don’t, she often doesn’t show much emotions.
by Your special Dudu ;) November 21, 2021
Get the Saramug. Sara is a beautiful person inside and out. I don't know if its because I can relate to her so much, or if its because she knows me so well but she always knows how to say the right things at the right time.(leaving me with just the right amount of motivation and awareness.) You defended me at a time where I had so much guilt in my heart and I will forever love you for that. Chokran Sara. You are going to be a wonderful mother, and I can't wait to see the transformation. <3
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Saramug. a snakey snake from sydney mines and dates guys no longer then 5 days and has a new boyfriend every week:)
by meowcatfish3333 January 29, 2019
Get the sara barnsmug. A shy, awkward and caring girl. She never wants to be the center of attention. Sara is always there for everyone and she will crack a few jokes to cheer you up. She loves reading and watching movies and she tipically cuts her own hair.
When you're at a party don't expect to see her. She's probably sleeping.
When you're at a party don't expect to see her. She's probably sleeping.
by basic_infp January 8, 2023
Get the Saramug. Sara Atar is a once in a lifetime person, u can’t ever find someone like her again. If u lose her u will spend ur whole life trying to get her back.short but full of life, life of the party, the beam of sunshine who lights up every room she enters, She is one of a kind, always fun to be around, so kind sweet nice and caring, the only friend who u can trust & who makes u feel better. I tell her everything & she seems to understand me no matter how much crazy I sound. most guys I know fall for her hard but they don’t deserve her, they don’t know her for real. Sara if u ever come across this I want u to know that u r one hell of a good person & u are so real & down to earth & I will forever value ur friendship and hold it in my heart
by saradefines November 25, 2021
Get the Sara Atarmug. "Sara" is a phenomenon when intelligence, empathy, ethereal beauty and fiery attitude collide. It doesn't happen often that these attributes can be found in just one person, so once you find a "Sara" you keep them close to you, even if you currently live on opposite ends of the continent. Because she is so special and ahead of her time it is sometimes hard for a "Sara" to fit in and her path wasn't always easy, but she always uses the hardship in her advantage so she can build the life she has always wanted. She is artistically talented, has a great taste in music and won't let people push her around. She is special. And we all need special.
Get you a "Sara" for a non basic friend that you can have actual conversations with.
Get you a "Sara" for a non basic friend that you can have actual conversations with.
Izidora: "Ugh, I just saw Sara from highschool...she is so much hotter and smarter than I am...I wanna be her!"
Ana: "I am thankful to have Sara in my life. She's my oldest friend and even if we don't see each other so often I love seeing us grow up"
Anonymous Dutch man: "sheesh Sara is hot af!”
Ana: "I am thankful to have Sara in my life. She's my oldest friend and even if we don't see each other so often I love seeing us grow up"
Anonymous Dutch man: "sheesh Sara is hot af!”
by ~yellow Daffodil~ December 29, 2021
Get the Saramug.