spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.

Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”

by Aladeen21 May 22, 2023

forum spearing

Akin to forum trolling, forum spearing is directed towards a single member of a forum, just as spearing fish targets a single fish. Also simply called "spearing", it usually occurs when a forum member is found to be easily offended, or lacks a sense of humor.

"This forum user is taking every post way too seriously, and the other members have started spearing him relentlessly."

"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."

by Slang mint May 01, 2009

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 13, 2020

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008

spear fam

something commented on someone's Instagram photo to confuse them

me: had a great time in Lanzarote!
Annabel: spear fam

by kat2002r August 30, 2017