roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

Double Spit-Roast.

A sexual activity requiring five people. Recipient A is traditionally a woman, but can be male as well. Since recipient A is a woman, recipients B, C, D, and E are all male. Two men would penetrate recipient A's mouth, while the other two men would penetrate the vagina/ass.

Tonight, Courtney and the boys were going to have a Double Spit-Roast.

by Serious Descriptions May 28, 2020

Zimbabwean Spit Roast

Where two men have a dildo in they're ass and they put they're asses together.

Hey Fred? You ready for the zimbabwean spit roast we havin tonight?

by Senpai Grasshopper November 8, 2015

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

get roasted by cody

when someone says, " get roasted by cody," you know it has to be a true roast.

Bob, "You're dumb."
everyone, "omg get roasted by cody"

by ugggghwhycantithinkofausername October 23, 2019

Roast Beef with Cheese

(noun) A dirty, stank vagina with long, stretched out, gray labia usually from being worn the hell OUT. A high probabiltiy of being a carrier for multiple STDs.

Bitch, please...you need to take 'yo nasty Roast Beef with Cheese to the clinic and get some antibiotics!

by starlight88 February 8, 2010

Roast beef with claws

Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.

Rachels feet looked like to roast beefs with claws in them sandals.

by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003