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Hawkasaurus Rex

ANIMAL: This animal has been discovered taking over males in particular. Some consider it a form of a hair cut. Others see it as an animal that eats peoples skulls and they consider it a style. It certainly is not, so do not be fooled.
Guidos. Hawkasaurus Rex.
by Shmammed. March 3, 2010
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Whackasaurus Rex

When a person or situation is so immensely whack, that the simplicity of uttering "that is whack" does not suffice. The level of whack is so monumental, and so infuriating, that only the grand stature of "Whackasaurus Rex" can do the situation justice. A tyrannosaurus rex is a monstrous and violent dinosaur, and so the correlation makes sense when someone or thing is monstrously and violently whack.

Individuals that are classified as Whackasaurus Rex, have also been known to be perpetual users of Awkward Sauce.
You see Johnny kick that little girl in the stomach?

Yea, Whackasaurus Rex, man...
by Mr. Bose August 22, 2010
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oompasauras-rex

A retired oompa loompa that has gained so much weight from snacking at the chocolate factory it has gained the status of dinosaur
Did u see her? She was as big as an oompasauras-rex!
by store112hilarious May 14, 2011
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Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.
Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.
by fed up man March 13, 2009
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Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014
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Gympasaurus-Rex

A slang for someone who has a disability with their walk that makes them walk like a T-Rex. This is generally funny because you can outrun one due to their gymp status.
Shavonnie is such a Gympasaurus-Rex, I love how she can't do shit about it.
by awbatman500 May 22, 2014
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blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.
Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.
by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013
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