Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

prem

"merp" backwards
Has no background whatsoever of mayo, males, nor rape.
Can be used as a response to "merp"
Can be employed as a meaningless reply to "merp", or can be used to suggest the opposite meaning of "merp"; this to be determined at speaker's discretion

Speaker 1: "merp!"

Speaker 2: "prem"

Speaker 1: "don't do that"

by Norah Caledon March 31, 2005

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

premature ejacoptimisation

A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.

Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!

by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006

Preemptification

The state of trying to do something before the consequences of said action are fully known.
see also stupidity and sex

Lisa blamed preemptification for the mishap with the blow torch.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

Premature Pikeys

A younger breed of pikey. Tragically, they think that they only way they can fit in and be accepted is if they dress like a complete idiot, aka a pikey. They are beginning to grow in population, particularly in the Bromley area.

'God.... ,MAJOR premature pikey alert'

by Mary November 25, 2003

preemptive boo

A preemptive boo is a boo that is given before confirmation of negative action.

Example of a preemptive boo:

Hunter: Why did you cancel that file? Boo you.
Brooke: It just started going! I didn't cancel it!

by HunterD September 7, 2007